New Kindergarten

Yesterday I started teaching my kindergarten class at my school. I knew this class was coming and it was in my contracted 15 hours a week, so it wasn't a big deal. Right now there are three kids in this class, and they are all pretty decent. I kind of missed my kindergarten class from my last school when I started working where I am now, so this class is nice. It's also a hell of a lot easier to teach three 6 year olds for an hour two days a week than it is to teach twelve 5 and 6 year olds for 5 hours a day 5 days a week. Man my new job owns so much.


If what catches you are you through? My guess would be that if "The (native speaker who is totally sarcastic about everything and came to your land) catches you, you're throught!" That probably was a little too long to fit on the front of the shirt along with at cool graphic of a fox or dog or llama or whatever that thing is...


Who said products from English speaking countries can be entirely free of sketchy English. I bought this in the imported food sections of the Hyundai department store near my house. Ok, I find myself to be a pretty sarcastic guy, and if I see quotes around something that is not followed with a footnote attributing the words as a quote from someone or the phrase so-and-so said, the words in the quote are being used sarcastically. However I've yet to eat this stuff, since I fear it will give me "Damn Good" diarrhea.


Here's some cookie dough icecream that is for Holyday only. Now, they have a lot of different holidays here in Korea than I celebrated back in America, but Holyday?! Wtf is that?


So I am at a Japanese resturant. It's like 10:30 at night, and I'm damn hungry. I'm waiting for some kind of Japanese ramyeon (which sucked by the way) and my stomach is pretty much eating a hole in itself do the insane level of hunger I'm rockin'. I notice the huge aquarium, and figure, "This is a Japanese resturant, they serve raw fish here...what the hell!" Um...I don't think I can go back to the resturaunt.
Please note the story above was purely fictional, save for the part about the ramyeon sucking. I did not eat live fish out of an aquarium...yet.