B-B-B Benny and the Jets!

As you may or may not know, on the way into work I study 漢字 (Chinese characters). Using the 구몬 漢字 series (a series geared towards elementary school students) I have learned all kinds of useful characters, such as this one. I give you 師, the Chinese character for "Elton John Teaching Math!"

I jest, I jest. In reality the character 師 (스승 사) means "teacher or master," but look at that picture. I half expected it to start talking about Princess Diana or burst into an over the top Donald Duck costumed rendition of "Rocket Man."