Korean War II

While the first Korean War was fought between the South Koreans and the UN forces and the communist North with their Chinese allies, the new Korean War began last night between South Korea and the US....or between my annoying next door neighbor and I. So I'm trying to get my sleep on last night, when some asshole (my next door neighbor) decided it would be a good idea to get shitfaced and yell loudly from 1 until 5 am (it might have started earlier, but 1:00 was when I started attempting to sleep). Anyhow, inspite of, or perhaps because of, my efforts to quite them, they increased the volume. I phoned U-rim who wrote off their bad behavior as drunkness and told me to go to sleep. I on the other hand, being unable to sleep, wanted to do something to annoy them. Throwing eggs into their open bathroom window (which leads into the hall for some reason), or pouring spoiled milk into said same window, came to mind. U-rim, initiating mom-mode, but the kabash on that plan. However, using Korean "logic," I came to realize all I have to do is wait until I am drunk, and then I too can act like an asshole...and throw eggs into my neighbor's bathroom. Since it's Friday night, I think I'll get my drink on this eve...MWAHAHAHAHA!

Anyhow, because I have them, and because I can do whatever I want, I present you with some more North Korean speak! The quality if fairly low, but what do you expect? Enjoy!


Do you speak Korean?


Consonants.


Writing of Words.


I am a tourist.


Travelling (sic) By Train.


At the Hotel.


City Sightseeing.


Shopping.