Engrish: Food

Mediocracy Rules!!! (2005-02-10)


Many Coffee. As an English teacher, this kind of English is quite common in the work of my students. "I am many hungry." "I have many shirt." (2004-10-18)


* WARNING! Extremely Lame Pun Approaching! *
Ice Guys finish last. Shit that was stupid...I apologize. (2004-06-19)


Oh we've choco alright! We've choco coming out the wazoo! (2004-06-12)


It's Gut! I don't really want to consume any food called gut...maybe that's just me. (2004-06-04)


This is a drink...yup. I could really go for a refreshing glass of cool piss right about now. That would hit the spot. (2004-04-19)


Apparently freshness is delivered to this sandwich daily. Since consuming this sandwich two days ago I have continued to recieved daily deliveries of freshness. I think my freshness level is currently up 8.3% from my base level of freshness. (2004-04-02)


Another Dunkin Donuts clone. This is Dooree Donuts. I bought these three donuts from a dude at a cross walk. I actually consumed two of them. I gave the third to Darrell, and I am unsure what he actually did with it. (2004-04-02)


You know I gots to start my day with Sunkist "orange juicy!" (2003-11-14)


Does Dunkin' Donuts know of this? (2003-11-06)