"Why Can't Hot Girls Sit Next To Me?"

Without fail, it's always middle aged women or drunken business men who reek of booze, grilled meat, and cigarettes who fall asleep and lean all over me on the subway. I'm I asking too much for some Lee Hyori clone to pass out on my shoulder?

Editor's Note: I can't draw people, landscapes, animals, vehicles, or well...anything for that matter. So in this picture the guy in the middle is supposed to be me, the person on the left is a slumbering 아줌마 (ajumma / middle aged woman), the guy on the right is a drunk business man reeking of soju and meat. The business man is holding a newspaper. I apologize for the crap quality of this drawing and promise I won't make a habit of subjecting you to them.